170 Arrested for Being Disgusting

I simply can’t understand this. Who on Earth gets off watching another human touch a child? Apparently at least 170 perverts in both the US and Europe do(editor’s note: These people should be shot in the face), and fortunately these 170 have been arrested. I hope they all go spend years in the same jail where gorillas fuck them with coconuts while they look at pictures of Greg Oden. Boom.

But what’s even more disturbing is that the sting operation was titled “Operation Joint Hammer.” Umm what? Is it really appropriate to call an operation in which you’re freeing children from the grips of hell, Operation Joint Hammer? How about Operation Rescue, or Operation We’ll End This Shit, Operation Kill Perverts, anything other then Joint Hammer. That’s a whole lot more appropriate for the title of the Roast of Cheech and Chong.

But what’s better is the name Europe chose for it’s operation. Ready for this? “Operation Koala,” because that sounds nice. This begs the question, what is the purpose of these absurd names? Do they want the agents to laugh when they bring up particular undercover cases? Or are these people just as fucked up as the one’s they pursue?

Agent Smith: Hey Jones, what’s going on with Operation Koala? Still fuzzy?

Agent Jones: Still fuzzy sir, in fact, soft like a child’s ass.

Agent Smith: Good Jones, let’s keep it that way.

Agent Jones: My pleasure Smith.

That’s disgusting.