Not So Funny Now

I bet this is the asshole that invented the slinky

I sit around all day at work trying to come up with just a single idea good enough to make me “fuck you rich”. The kind of rich that you can go up to any restaurant/club/show in the world and upon hearing its full say “fuck you, I’m rich”, then be escorted in. People have gotten rich off the post-it note, the slinky (that one really drives me insane, a spring, really???), even the guy who invented fake poop is probably quite well off. Just one idea, that’s all it takes. Just ask Dustin Kolodziej.

Prominent Orlando attorney Cheney Mason was confident his client couldn’t have gunned down four people in the time prosecutors said he did. So Mason told a national TV audience he’d pay $1 million to anyone who could show otherwise.

Well guess what? You’re client is a murder. . .

Kolodziej, who just graduated from South Texas College of Law, said he retraced Serrano’s route across two states and made the final leg of the journey within the required time. He taped his excursion and sent the video to Mason along with a letter demanding the $1 million.

DAMN IT, I could have done that, why didn’t I do that? Should I be watching Dateline even when they aren’t catching child molesters? Turns out this kids case isn’t just a joke either, there is case law that seems to be in his favor. This little bastard might actually get paid. Well done Dustin, if you get paid for this you will shoot right to the top of my “people who I want to punch in the dick for having a smarter idea than I could come up with” list.