This Doesn’t Seem Like a Good Idea

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The people that created this thing as well as the people doing the marketing for this thing, are completely out of their fucking minds. First of all, when is it ever a good idea to resemble the great brown bear of the Alps? That’s first of all. Secondly, if someone brought this camping or to a sleep over, they have to sleep outside the tent or outside, respectively. There’s no way in hell I’m waking up in the middle of the night, woozy eyed and shit myself thinking that there is a goddamn great brown bear of the Alps right next to me, no thank you.

On to the marketing savants that put this website together.

According to the designer, this cool design plays on several basic human emotions including the fear of getting eaten by a bear, being a bear as well as wearing a bear skin.

Happiness, sadness, nervous, excited. I think those are several basic human emotions. The fear of getting eaten by a bear, being a bear and wearing bear skin are most certainly NOT a “basic human emotion”. In fact the terms “being a bear” and “wearing bear skin” aren’t even emotions you fucking idiots. They are allegedly the sick sadistic wishes of one fucked up individual. Wearing bear skin? How many people in the history of human civilization have ever wanted to do that? 4? Maybe?

In fact, as everyone huddles around the campfire telling ghost stories or other scary stories of the madman of the woods, slip into your sleeping bag and just wander out of your tent to give your friends a good scare.

Yeah, and get burning embers thrown in your face because everyone thought a bear was about to kill them. And anyway, how in the sam hell are you going to sneak up on someone while IN the sleeping bag. Have you ever tried to walk in a sleeping bag? I think they call that a potato sack race.

Sigh.