I Love Tunnels

Indiana State Prison Guard

Now here’s the thing, we know Indiana is no Texas. Nobody is like Texas, we at BROWTF understand that and believe it full-heartedly. But then this type of shit happens and I get all flustered. I feel like the guy on the swim team with a boner getting ready to do the butterfly.

Three inmates escaped from a Maximum-Security Prison in Indiana on Sunday.

“It appears they escaped by traveling in tunnels under the prison grounds,” Schrader said Sunday. “This is a very unusual occurrence.”

Alright, a couple things….

1) What part of this suggests “maximum security?”

2) How unusual can this occurance really be?

I saw Shawshank, you saw Shawshank, just about every person I’ve ever met fucking LOVED that movie. I’m fairly certain roughly 97% of the country watched and loved it, hell it was nominated for 7 Oscars and 21 other film awards!!

I don’t think I have one friend that wouldn’t list it in their top-5 even! And if they did, I’d kick each one in the nuts.

So there you have it, 3 inmates, each deadly, on the run in Indiana and Michigan. All due to the ineptitude of some shitty prison guards and a tunnel. Sounds like a script in the making to me.