Understatement Of The Year

Obvi.

“Sometimes, you get what you expect. Generally, you meet better people at church than you do at a strip club.”

That wonderful tidbit was brought to us by the Park Forest Police Chief Tom Fleming after some 50 year-old guy thought with his dick instead of his head. Yes chief, as a rule of thumb I would agree that those people that take their clothes off in order to hoard dollar bills early on a Sunday morning are slightly less of character than those asking for penance early on a Sunday morning but when you’re trying to get some titties in your face, usually you meet “better” people at a strip club.

Police say a 50-year-old man should not have become close to a woman he met in a strip club in Chicago Heights, Ill., given she allegedly stole from him.

Is that how police work works in Chicago Heights? I bet Tom Fleming would have said: Steve McNair should not have become close to Sahel Kazemi, given she allegedly shot him in the face.

Thanks Tom. Now go do your job. Generally, that is done by people doing their job.