Amazing.
How many dudes does a Polish chick have to have sex with before she gets pregnant? Zero. She just has to go for a swim.
A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool.
Ok lady, here’s a news flash for you: 13-year old girls lie. I realize that you think your daughter is an angel but suggesting that hibernating heat seeking Neo sperm soaking in chlorine found their way up your girl’s hoohaa, makes you about as coherent as James Brown singing with marbles in his mouth. Your daughter likes cock. Deal with it.
This just in: Jennifer Aniston has just checked into that same hotel carrying wearing a bathing suit and carrying nothing but a wet vac. I wonder what she’s up to?
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