Russian Vaginas Are Intimidating

Bend at the knees, ladies

14 kilograms. I could barely life that with my bicep muscle. But Tatiata Kozhevnikova can lift it with her vagina muscles. Dude.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina.”

Seems logical.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian Army used to shoot soldiers who retreated in WWII. The tough ones stayed and fought. Those that survived had sex after the war and spawned offspring that led to a woman like this.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

While the “No Hands Penis Severing” trick would most definitely be unforgettable for us men, I don’t know if it’s the experience we had in mind.