A Little Soon?

Check me out, I'M the pedophile!

In case you’ve been living in a cave, or possibly traveling across Siberia, you’ve undoubtedly heard that Michael Jackson died. How? We do not yet know. Possibly overdose, possibly extreme fraility, exhaustion, whatever. The guy died and the world is mourning. Exxxxxccccepppt for New York Rep. Peter King:

“He was a child molester. He was a pedophile. And to be giving this much coverage to him day in and day out, what does it say about us as a country,”

WOW. Tell us how you really feel Peter. The man (yes, I may be using that term loosly here) just died. Love him or hate him is shitting on his grave really necessary?

Regardless of the fact that he may have obsessed over little 10 year old penises, he WAS the King of Pop. He influenced billions of people, yes billions Peter. Even if he sucked a kid’s dick every now and then, he unquestionably loved children and I’m sure many in the world are in a better place because of him.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t necessarily disagree with you. I just think you’re probably one of those “closet fuckups” we keep hearing from in the Republican party. I can’t wait until your little boy sex tape comes out, it’ll be hilarious.