Midgets…They’re So Cute

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This is so funny, it’s comical. Wait…that means the same thing. Kind of like “midget” and “little people”. Webster’s dictionary defines a midget as: something that is smaller than usual. Seems about right. I don’t see any issues there.

“It’s not acceptable to call people the N-word, just as it’s not acceptable to call people the M-word,” Michael Petruzelli (he himself a midget) said. “The chosen term now is L.P., or little person.”

Whoa buddy…You’re throwing the M-word in there with the N-word? I realize they are only one letter apart in the alphabet but that’s a liiiiiitle but of a stretch, no? That’s like comparing Hitler to Bowser.

“The word ‘midget’ objectifies you,” said Clinton Brown, 27, “Growing up as a little person, because you’re different, you experience the ups and downs of some cruelties and prejudices. How many times have people I don’t know come up to me and wanted to pick me up?”

Haha. Come on Clinton. You have to admit that is a bit funny. We non-midgets pick you up because you remind us of 2 year old kids but with a better vocabulary. Who doesn’t want to play with a toy like that?!