Thank You Thailand

Pandaphants!!

It is a desperate cry – or rather a very loud trumpet – for attention. These elephants were painted black and white to look like the pandas who have stolen all their fans.

The elephant is Thailand’s national symbol, but the country has gone panda-crazy since the birth of a female panda cub to pandas Lin Hui and Xuang Xuang at Chiang Mai zoo in Bangkok.

I know I am supposed to write how fucked up this is as a news story and how absurd our society is that we are worried about the psyche of an animal for losing the attention of grubby little 12 year olds on field trips. Come on though, look at those things, when I look at those elephants I’m pretty sure I feel like my girlfriend wants me to feel when I see a baby (instead, when I see baby, I feel like superman when he sees kryptonite). Do yourself a favor, go to the website and look at the other photos too; now if you’ll excuse me I have to go pee sitting down like the little bitch these pictures have turned me into.