6 Inch Stilettos? Hired!

Take note: A con in process

It seems that is the only qualifications to be hired as a stripper at the Cheetah Club in Corpus Christi, Texas. Nevermind that fact that you might be a 14 year old girl!

“She came (into the club) with 6-inch stiletto heels and a miniskirt and looked just like a model from a Miss America’s contest,” said attorney Alan Jaffe.

Miss America Contest? At least be honest and call out the right pageant: Miss Teen USA. And that’s the attorney talking, mind you. Always good when your lawyer uses the “but I thought” argument. In order to try and not make a big deal out the situation, the strip club will look to brush it under the r- wait…what?

A Texas strip club that hired a seventh-grader as an exotic dancer is now suing the teenager, saying she conned them into employing her.

Donnie Brasco? Conned people. Leo in The Departed? Conned people. But just because we see naked boobies and then do something out of our brain’s control, doesn’t mean we can call it “being conned”, gentlemen. And anyways:

It turns out the girl had been kidnapped, police say, and forced to work at the club. Leslie Campbell, 48, is accused of snatching the girl from her San Antonio home and taking her to Corpus Christi, where he allegedly sexually assaulted her for a week.

Of course, that’s also another way to define “being conned”. WTF.