In a classic case of “bait and switch” CNN.com tricked me into reading THIS article by using words like “sexual” and “scrutiny.” Shameless.
Of course I could tell by the heading this was going to get ugly, but I didn’t think it would be so full of lies!
“…sexual and physical assaults were the leading crimes committed onboard cruise ships in recent years, the FBI says.”
Maybe true. I’m no FBI agent that’s for sure. But then we get this….
“The woman met the 38-year-old crew member for drinks in a dining room on the cruise ship operated by Princess Cruises, which did not respond to CNN’s request for comment. The friendly encounter turned terrifying, the woman told the FBI, after her assailant blocked the doors to the room, trapping her inside, and forced her to perform oral sex.”
I’m pretty sure I saw this film, it was on SPICE. Only, when I saw it, SHE wasn’t the lead character!
Sorry lady, I just don’t buy it. You look like you’d choose dick for breakfast if it were served at the buffet at the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
He “blocked the door…?” So, you blew him? Niiiiiicceeeee. WTF!
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