Who the Fuck is THIS Guy!?!

Patel...WHAT?

With absolutely NO due respect, who the fuck is this guy? And when did he become the “new face of the republican party?” I don’t even know your name but somehow Anderson Cooper and friends informed us last night of his so-called emergence along Republican lines. What the fuck is going on here?

Only Al Pacino in the greatest Sales movie of all time can accurately describe this situation (and if you don’t know what movie I’m talking about you suck as a human being, and even more so as a man, so fuck you painfully)

“Patel? Ravadem Patel? Patel? Fuck you.”

Actually this dickhead’s name is Bobby Jindal and I think he’s a douche. In fact, rumor has it he rescinded his status as a Republican, went Independant, and now is Republican again. That makes him a “flip-flopper” and therefore makes me want to penetrate his anus with a cactus.

Remember when THIS ho was the “new face!?!” What happened to her!?! Yeah yeah yeah, I know she’s mildly retarded and I know she hates animals and abortion and I know she can’t raise normal children to save her life…but at LEAST she has a vagina. Sure it’s wide and probably unshaven, but it’s there, I can smell it.

I would trade fucking Patel for her any day.