There’s a Skull – It’s a Crime Scene

I just now realized why this whole Caylee Anthony case has been such a huge deal over the past few months. Not because this poor little girl Caylee was brutally murdered by her mother, no, not that. Actually, it’s because the people investigating this absurdity are retarded. They’re brain dead. Slower then slow.

This morning, while the entire Orlando police department was drinking orange juice, a utility meter reader (worst job in the history of America I’m sure) made the biggest discovery this entire case has seen since June. He found a human skull. A HUMAN FUCKING SKULL, RIGHT NEXT TO GRANDPA’S HOUSE! Dude was checking the meter, minding his business, and found a fucking skull.

How fucking hard is this? What on earth have the police been doing this whole time? I guess when sheriff Anthony tells his men to ‘investigate the property,’ maybe the surrounding area, he directs them NOT to consider anything that might look like a child’s remains. Especially not a skull. A human skull!?!

Fortunately, sheriff Anthony has everything under control. Anthony kindly alerted everybody to the fact that the house has the “possibility of being more of a crime scene later.” You mean, now that a utility meter reader found a skull there? Are you sure about this!?! Think this through sir, with all due respect. It’s only a child’s skull. But I guess he probably did think about it, which is why it has the “possibility….” Jesus Christ dude.