Obviously…

Brazilian Authority job application

Groundbreaking. Finally we get the ultimate breakthrough we’ve all been waiting for ever since that Air France flight plunged into the ocean off the coast of Brazil:

“At least some of the bodies recovered from the Air France crash this month had broken bones, Brazilian authorities have told French investigators…”

Wait wait wait, so you mean to tell me that when this plane crashed into the ocean after dropping 35,000 feet, some of the passengers broke bones? 35,000 feet. Crash….are you serious?

If you dropped me off of a 7 foot wall I’d probably break a bone. In fact, I know people that broke bones and they didn’t even crash into anything! Imagine that!

Who hires the people that comprise the “Brazilian authority?” I’d really like to know because I have a couple of acquaintances that didn’t graduate 8th grade and would NEVER get a GED that could probably use a solid job.

“Paul-Louis Arslanian, director of the Bureau d’Enquetes et d’Analyses, the French accident investigation board, said Thursday that Brazilian medical examiners had given that information to his agency.”

I’ll bet his response, translated into “American” was probably: “sweet, thanks…”

WTF!