WTF
Have some people lost their jobs? Surely. A few cars not getting sold? Ok. Not as many Wall Street hedge fund managers snorting coke off the nipples of strippers? I’ll give you that. But America, realize one important thing…you have it better than ANY other country on the planet.
When the president’ s dog has his own baseball card, I think that’s a pretty clear message that shit ain’t that bad. Wake me up when the Capitol Building is getting Molotov Cocktails thrown at it or people are being robbed with flame throwers for their Skittles.
I always thought baseball cards were reserved for…well, baseball players. Have we lost our collective minds?
So in case anyone outside of America was wondering how we’re dealing in “Thre Great Recession”…please don’t. We’re doing just fine. Well, except for:
Sorry but demand may be too great for Bo to provide personal paw-tographs.
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