God Please NO!

enough already...

At this point I’m begging. I’m on my knees, begging, praying, I’ll do anything aside from raping my sister to keep this from happening again.

Brett Favre says he’s considering a return.

GO AWAY DUDE. SERIOUSLY. GO THE FUCK AWAY.

An athlete gets to ride off into the sunset one time. Unless you’re named Michael and your last name rhymes with Gordan, when you retire you need to be said and done. Brett my man, you do not qualify. I absolutely cannot endure another year of ESPN felating you every time you step to a microphone. I absolutely cannot watch Rachel Nichols massage your balls under the press table anymore. I’m done Brett, I’m fucking done alright?

Accept the fact that you’re going to be remembered as the guy that threw the most interceptions EVER, came back only to suck in New York, and live out your life with your dog and your ugly-ass wranglers. I’m begging you Brett, please man, please.