Floridaaaaa…Flori-Da Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Oh

Easy, Lorraine.

(Note: That’s supposed to be sung to the tune of Van Halen’s Panama)

Forget Mexico! Can we build a wall on the Florida border? It’s sad that this these few, these band of idiots (barring the nice stewardess I met on a layover once, 5 years back) decide every election we have.

According to a report, Lorraine Drawe, 44, was having her vehicle serviced and began to consume a beer in the waiting room of the service area. She was advised by an employee of Wal-Mart that she could not drink in the store. Drawe became irate, yelled profanities and ripped a telephone from the wall.

Well that seems sensible. Then again, any equation with the variables: Florida, car service at Wal-Mart, and beer is bound to lead to an irriational number. (Nice one, I know.) It is good to know that this woman has a solid support group down in the Sunshine State, though.

Drawe’s husband, Michael Drawe, was contacted but would not respond to care for her because he said she had a drinking problem.

Ah ha. I’m sure she learned her lesson of responsibility on her trip to the station and subsequent booking, right?

While enroute to the jail, she kicked out the rear passenger side window of the patrol vehicle. The subject then made several attempts to spit on the officer through the safety cage that separates the front and rear compartments of the patrol vehicle.

Don’t worry Lorraine, I don’t think the cops are ever really strict about that “anything you say or do can be used against you in a court of law” thing. Water under the bridge, I’m sure.