Being Jewish Just Got Tougher

Sorry kids, things just got a LOT worse!

http://www.koogle.co.il/

I thought about that being the whole story, just that website. It’s Jewish Google, and its sole job is to suck the joy out of the internet. It’s named after a Jewish noodle casserole dish and apparantly Rabbi’s have deemed them both kosher.

Not only will the Koogle search engine filter out material that the clergy deems ‘objectionable’ — which includes all photographs of women besides sexually explicit content — it will also simply not work on Saturdays

First, do you think God cares what you look up on the internet? Sure, maybe he judged me for emailing everyone I know www.2girls1cup.com and for that I probably should be judged, but other than that, unless the word “child” goes in front of the word “porn,” I think I’ll be fine come judgment day. Next, do you know what happens when you search for the word “fisting” on Koogle? Error, thats it, it says “error.” This site is telling me I have made an error?? Guess what Koogle, go fuck yourself, HA, now this article is Koogle-proof!

Also, it doesn’t work on Saturdays? Bummer, now people can’t Koogle “I have made a terrible mistake, please help me convert”

Worst. Website. Ever.