Dear NY Post:

If the recession bug bites you, I know just the thing to implement to save money. Fire Mark Hale. Mark is collecting a paycheck from you for writing such show stoppers as this. “..Create Great Gesticulate Debate”? There are three main issues with this title.

1) It’s a blatant lie. No one, and I mean NO ONE is debating this subject matter, at all. Ever.

2) If someone proved me wrong and had this debate in front of my face, it certainly would be the worst debate in the history of debates. Worst is of course pretty much opposite of “great”

3) You know Mark was out getting drunk on a Wednesday night and needed to get something into his editor so he camouflaged his hot steamy poop of reporting in a rhyming alliteration of gift wrap.

This article could have said, “K-Rod is an annoying prick. Here is what people have said about him…” and it would have offered up the same amount of knowledge as his article. It WON’T be interesting to see if fans get bothered because they won’t be bothered. Fans don’t give a fuck what their team does as long as they are winning. K-Rod could take a dump on top of the opposing teams dugout after a win and the Met faithful would cheer him on.

Lastly, anytime the meat of your article that drives home the point, is a quote from Jack Cust, write about something else.