Stabless Knives?

Weak

What’s next, assless chaps?!

Industrial designer John Cornock said, ““It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can’t inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone.”

Well I guess that is unless someone wanted to slit your throat and watch you bleed to death. A knife, afterall, has to be able to slice in order to be defined as a knife.

Somewhere William Wallace has his index and middle finger to opposite sides of his mouth while he jiggles his tongue up and down really fast (that’s the gesture for “being a vagina”) in response to our pansy society. But seriously. This is a good idea. I hope someone can invent latex-less condoms next. Or better yet, a condom-less condoms. Somebody get on that.