Imagine being the Guinness World Record “official” that has to count 6,005 piercings on this person who looks more like a one of those deep see fish that has never seen the light of day crossed with the Hellraiser? Good thing this woman has 1,500 internal piercings too. I bet her vagina looks like that living “pit” in Return of the Jedi.
However, despite her eye-watering record, Miss Davidson, born in Brazil, claims she doesn’t like being pierced, and suffers for her art.
Well now this is just stupid. You don’t like looking like a giant magnet in a hardware store? That’s weird. I can’t figure out why. I seriously don’t know what would be worse: having 6,005 piercings or being the guy that had to verify that there are indeed 6,005 piercings.
“Is that another piercing I feel here in your ass crack or is that just a hardended dingleberry? I don’t have a good angle on it.”
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