Today in Awesomeness….

Lucky Fucker!

A kid got hit in the head by a meteorite. Let me repeat that…A kid got HIT IN THE HEAD by a fucking meteorite! And he’s fine, he lived to tell the story!

“When it hit me it knocked me flying and then was still going fast enough to bury itself into the road,” Gerrit Blank said in a newspaper account. Astronomers have analyzed the object and conclude it was indeed a natural object from space.”

I’m so damn jealous of this kid, can you imagine the amount of ass he’s going to pull when he drops this bomb at the local bars!?!

Female Bar Patron: So, anything cool happen this week?

Gerrit (who will probably pull major tail simply because of the way his name is spelled): Nah, nothing too cool.

FBP: Nothing? Come on, something must have happened…

Gerrit: Well, I did get hit in the head by a meteorite.

FBP: …….speechless………

Narrator: And there you have it, her pants just hit the floor. Game over!

Seriously, I’d trade places with this kid today. I don’t care if this space rock left him with half a head, or the ear of an ultimate fighter. I’d become Gerrit today and I would ride this shit to every book, movie, cassette tape, pornographic flick contract I could find.

WTF!

Update: It was his hand, not his head. Our bad.