Tiiiiick tick tick tick..
Johanna Ganthaler, thought she’d try to bide more time on this planet by accidentally missing Air France Flight 447. What a lucky break. What a second chance at life. What a miracle of God! What a new way to be thankful everyday you get up for the rest of your li-
Johanna Ganthaler has been killed in a car accident in Austria.
Apparently Satan was not finished with his work when he faked God out and put a storm cloud in front of Air France Flight 447. What a jerk that Lucifer is. Or wait. Maybe it was God working in mysterious ways?? Jeez. I dare someone to use that in their condolence modus operandi.
You know, sometimes God is as mysterious as an Orca batting around a seal before finally killing it.
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