Breakyoselffoo!

I get high....high....high....high.....

Derrick Rose is in a gang. This is obvious based on the picture above. But Rose is definitely not a Blood, nor a Crip. Nope, Derrick Rose is part of the I’m So Damn High I Want A Jack In The Box Taco gang.

Look at this motherfucker! Look at his eyes! Hey, earth to Derrick what are you chewing on and why do your eyes look like Bai Ling’s?

Importantly, he issued this statement: “Recently, a photo has been circulating on the Internet which appears to depict me flashing a gang sign,” Rose said in the statement. “This photo of me was taken at a party I attended in Memphis while I was in school there, and was meant as a joke … a bad one, I now admit. I want to emphatically state, now and forever, that Derrick Rose is anti-gang, anti-drug, and anti-violence. I am not, nor have I ever been, affiliated with any gang and I can’t speak loudly enough against gang violence, and the things that gangs represent.”

Oh wait, did I say Derrick released this statement? My mistake, he obviously did NOT release this statement. He was far too busy eating cheetos while his agent concocted this mastery.

WTF.