The Sky Is Falling!!!

by Big Lou Al Timber on June 11, 2009

television-is-dead

Run! Run for your lives!

The countdown has begun….

There’s only minutes left….

2.8 million people aren’t ready….

June 12th is the FINAL DEADLINE!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEOPLE, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?! 

Based on the headlines Jesus is on his way back and we’ll see him tomorrow (only now he has a faux-hawk). 

Or maybe LeBron is deciding which team he’ll play for next year, or which group of 11 billion women he’ll inseminate first.  Shit, I’ll bet on June 12th Obama picks Tony the Tiger as his running mate in 2012.  

Or maybe television is changing from analog to digital.  Yeah, maybe…. Are you kidding me?  THAT’S IT!?!  And this is news WHY!!??

WTF!

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