I Don’t Think God Likes Us

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Rain is a “meteorological phenomenon”. This is way beyond that. Let’s make something clear here. Tadpoles should never fall from the sky. Rarely is not ok either, it should be “never”. Just like, if I were to throw a midget out of a window, there should be a 0% chance that he would fall up.

Residents, officials and scientists have been baffled by the apparent downpour of tadpoles in central Japan’s Ishikawa Prefecture.

Oh no hey guys…(whistle whistle). Over here. Yes me, the guy with his hand up. I too, am baffled…for the record.

WTF.

The raining down of small creatures such as frogs and fish is a rare meteorological phenomenon that is reported from time to time across the world.

I wonder if this is more or less rare than someone watching a movie with Chris Klein in it and saying afterwards to their friend, “You know what? Chris Klein really stole the show.”