Learn This Word…..BANK

by Big Lou Al Timber on June 10, 2009

DO NOT THROW AWAY....

DO NOT THROW AWAY....

WTF lady.  WTF.  I thought Israel was supposed to be like the “progressive” state in the Middle East.  I know, I know, that’s not saying much but I would really like to believe these people have access to banks.  What the FUCK are you doing stuffing your life savings into your mattress? 

Roughly 1 million dollars.  $1 million!  Stuffed into a mattress!  I can’t believe this woman could fall asleep at night, I would have been terrified just waiting for some masked man to come through my door with a machete and a knapsack.  

And now the mattress is sitting under a pile of shit at the local landfill.  Let me write this headline out for you so you can understand the absurdity of it:

“Old ass crazy woman stuffs $1 million into mattress, then daughter throws mattress away at the local dump, now strangers scour dump for said mattress.”   Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttt?

WTF.

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