Oooooo yeah!
Forget about just snapping! I could handle the mechanically separated beef but what exactly are the rest of the ingredients in a Slim Jim that there should be an explosion in one of their processing plants? I’ve seen enough movies to know that the only things that can cause explosions are leaky gas mains, C4, and nuclear bombs.
I didn’t know that sucking on a uranium popsicle was equally as bad for me as snapping into a Slim Jim. No wonder Macho Man Randy Savage is so fucked up.
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