Nice Ride

Free Parking

So this car has been parked on the side of a Manhattan city street for months and it has looked like this everyday.

Question #1: Am I the only one that sees this thing?

Question #2: Why is there not a bum party in there? I see bums laying on cement every day. This is free cushy leather. WTF is going on fellas? Is Mike Tyson’s tiger in there and I just can’t see it?

Question #3: In the movie Vacation, Clark W. Griswald gets his hubcaps stolen on his car…while he and his family are in it. Has NYC gone soft in this new millenium?

Question #4: How has a drunk guy not tossed that door into live traffic yet?

Question #5: How funny is it that there are two stickers on this car that say, “Please don’t take me to a museum.” (you can’t see them but take my word for it)

Question #6: Did the person who put those stickers on the car buy those stickers pre made or did he (HAS to be a guy who did this) make the stickers for this particular reason only?

Question #7: What the fuck.