Wait, You Plead What?

It's 3 o'clock Thomas, time for your daily rape!

Now I’m not a lawyer, I’m not a cop, and I don’t “investigate” things other than vaginas and internet porn. But I’m pretty sure that based on the laws we have in place in this country, you sir are guilty. You’re as guilty as sin.

“Police have said Gallo had nearly triple the legal blood-alcohol level when his minivan ran a red light and crashed into a car carrying Adenhart and three others.”

I mean, clearly you did it dude. Three times the legal limit? I’ve had a blood alchohol level of .24 before (which I know because of this little bit of awesomeness) and obviously it inhibits one’s ability to function properly. In fact, everytime I’m that fucked up I try and do things like sodomy with a candle, naked runs down streets, and drive stupidly fast, of course.

You drove your minivan through a red light (that means “alto” motherfucker). You crashed into a car and killed three people. Then you ran away. WTF?

Throw the book at this dick. Go to jail, to not pass GO, and do not touch that $200.