A $640 Billion Game Of Hide And Seek

For real.

Are we supposed to be impressed or something?

Osama bin Laden has fewer and fewer places to hide these days, officials tell NPR.

No shit. Because I know a lot of hide and seek games that go on for 8 years and cost $640 billion. I think Osama won this part of the game, folks. Moles in the Whack-a-mole game too, have fewer and fewer places to hide and yet they always seem to beat you. I’m sure you catch my drift.

8 years and $640 billion since 9/11 and we can’t find a 6′6″ Osama wheeling around a dialysis machine over cliffs and caves, but we are supposed to get reprieve in that he’s running out of places to hide?

If you told me that there was a sand crab somewhere underneath the sand at the beach and I ran over and dug a hole and picked up a handful of nothing but sand, that crab too, would have fewer and fewer places to hide.

Yes I know, that analogy is as spot on as the “Whack-a-mole” one. Thanks.