That’s Right Bitch!

Don't go outside alone!

“After arguing with her husband, Liza Murphy walked out of their home in Emerson, New Jersey, leaving behind her purse, her cigarettes, her cell phone and her three children, her husband told police. There has been no sign of her since August 19, 2007.”

Good! And don’t come back you stupid ho! This isn’t a “cold case,” this is a case closed. If that ugly bucktoothed skank was arguing with me I definitely would have had her abducted by aliens too!

What’s this “fear the worst” business you’re referring to Sophia? Bitch got what was coming to her! You don’t argue with your husband and then walk outside by yourself in New Jersey. This is basic knowledge, I learned it watching the Sopranos.

Listen, it’s probably not that bad wherever Liza Murphy is. Either she’s sitting on Jupiter kicking rocks with gravity enhancing boots, or she’s holed up with the oldest Gotti son doing his laundry and making about 10k a week. Things are fiiiiiinnnnneeee.