Worst Use of A Title

I was built to steal your girlfriend

Hugh Jackman is many things: Wolverine, Australian, current world’s sexiest man alive, slayer of vaginas everywhere…

Wait, what’s that? He’s married? Oh ok, well I’m sure she is equally sexy, right? Let me guess, is it Angelina? No no, too obvious. Hugh is a man of class, taste. I bet it’s an intellectual supermodel spy, probably like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, only hot. Ok let’s see her. . .

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

What the hell is going on here? Is this a trick? She’s 50 and her neck looks like the base of a tree in the rain forest. Hugh Jackman could have any woman he wanted, hell he could probably fuck Jessica Rabbit if he pulled a few strings, but instead he’s married to a 50 year old who looks like John Malkovich with a wig on. WTF!