Boo! Whoops…I Killed You

Mr. Solis, that is NOT the definition of a warning shot

Back in the “news” is our favorite state. That one whose inhabitants reminds us most of prisoners on the island in the movie, No Escape. Where else but Texas would you read something like this?

A man on trial for murder testified Thursday he only meant to scare his victim into returning his phone, but instead shot and killed the man.

Hmm. That is quite a large gap between intent and reality. That’s like trying to touch a girl’s boob while kissing her, and ending up with your penis in her ass.

“About that time, I got angry, I lost control,” Solis said. “I mean I lost, I was… I was frustrated.”

I would say that is a petite understatement. Frustration is expected when someone punches you in the face twice and steals your cell phone (I mean Anthony Ramos DID bitch you) but alas, ’tis just a cell phone. Taking the Scarface-ian line of reacting to frustration is another thing.

Solis admitting to firing shots at the car, but said he only intended to scare Ramos into returning his phone.

Mr. Solis, warning shots go across the bow, not into it.