Evil Has A Name

And Eeeeeeeeevil!!!

Let’s say you could put Cobra Commander, Skeletor and Megatron in a room with Osama Bin Laden. Let’s say they were trying to come up with a name for their new evil lair. Would it go like this?

Skeletor: We need something eeeeeevil (to be said like a talking skeleton).

Megatron: What about Mega-Cybertron?

Bin Laden: That’s douchey. I would want to blow that up. . . . get it? Get it??? That’s what I dooooo.. . high five. . . anyone? No one? . . .Ok.

Cobra Commander: I’ve got it. We should call it Cleveland! No, I’m kidding, but seriously, Cleveland sucks. Other than that, I’ve got nothing.

Bid Laden: OK, hear me out. I think I have something that sounds truly terrifying. It combines everyone’s fear of Islam and the catchiness of a super villain’s den. You guys ready???? You guys are gonna freak. Megatron’s gonna oil in his pants. . . . . . ISLAMABAD!!

Group: YEEEEEEEEESSSS

Cobra Commander: That is the most evil sounding place I have ever heard, and my name literally means that I command deadly snakes. I’ll tell you where those snakes would be scared to go: Islamabad.

Skeletor: When He-Man hears this, he’s gonna cry like a He-Bitch!

Bin Laden: That doesn’t even make sense, this is why I train mindless kids. Honestly, when was the last time any of your henchmen even died? Islamabad it is, tell your minions. Viva La Evil.

Group: ISLAMABAD. . . . YEAAAAAAH

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Note to Pakistan: Your capital city’s name sounds like the most evil place on earth. It’s terrifying.