Yeeeeaaahhh! Got Ya Bitch!

Don't tase me bro!

I don’t like to pick on Detroit. After all, it’s like the backbone of the country and while it’s probably the worst city I’ve ever seen, at least the people do their best to make shitty cars. It’s like a toss up between Detroit, and the slum the funny looking Slumdog Indian kid used to live in.

Clearly the police in Detroit need to go back to boot camp.

“Approximately 10 officers arrived at Bates Park on 14 Mile Road east of Van Dyke and saw what looked like a big cat in an old cement drainpipe. Warren police shot a Taser at the animal — hitting what turned out to be a large toy cougar.”

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, this happened in Detroit, and Detroit is like a big fucking CITY right? Have officers, or humans, EVER seen a fucking cougar creaping around the parks in Detroit!?! Are you kidding me? You guys didn’t actually just fall for the dumbest prank since Y2K did you?

They did.

“Dwyer said the prank cost the city more than $1,000 in wasted police hours between the response from 10 officers and the paperwork they had to file.”

10 fucking cops!?! WHAT!?! It’s a 150 pound fake cat. Key word here being CAT. One officer with a big net could bring that bitch down, but you guys sent 10? What the fuck was going on in Detroit that night?

Don’t fuss about the “prank” Commissioner Dwyer, get better at your fucking job.