When NOT To Brag

Loose lips sink necropheliacs

So you’re an 18- year-old boy and you just had sex? Broadcast that to all your friends from the mountain tops and receive your accolades! She was 13? Wellllll I would be careful who you share that information with because that could come back and bite y-You killed the 13 year old girl and fucked her until her body was cold? Yeah…you might want to keep that on the full DL. WTF!

According to testimony in Pacheco’s preliminary hearing, he told a friend he strangled Shannon “until her eyes rolled back in her head.” He then stabbed her in the throat multiple times to make sure she was dead.

Dude.

Pacheco may have tried moving it with a sled to better hide it and also debated putting in a barrel filled with soda and bleach in the hopes it would eat away at the body. He said he could smash the teeth and spread them over Colorado so police couldn’t identify the remains through dental records.

When I was 18, I had a party and some friends of mine brought beer over but we had no idea how we were going to cover up our deed until I came up with the grandest “fool proof” plan of all. To hide all evidence, we threw our bottles in the woods (Littering is totally illegal, by the way). We were so badass. My parents were never going to identify the glass remains…until they did. We apparently forgot to throw some of the bottles in the woods. Point is, I can totally relate to the 18 year-old mind of a murdering necropheliac.