What The Hell Is Wrong With Us?

by Commodore on May 14, 2009

The stupidity of this invention would be off the charts of any stupidity graph you could create.  A horse’s leg is able to support the weight of a horse and propel itself forward.  We know that.  End of story.  We are not a horse, therefore we don’t have the anatomy of a horse.  What the fuck is this woman doing?  How is this a productive use of someone’s time?  Isn’t our unemployment rate at like 78% and somehow someone has the time and money to make fake horse legs for humans?!  WTF!

I think I’m going to attach a tissue-y blob the size of a Volkswagon Beetle to my pelvic region and try to walk around so we can know what it would be like to have the penis of a blue whale.  Wouldn’t that be educational?

A video of a welded a manhole cover on someone’s head explaining what it’s like to be the support for a manhole cover wouldn’t be anymore incomprehensive than this horse leg video.

Our species is due for a “thinning out” any day now, I’d say.

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