I’m TIRED of You

You're beat, go home.

That’s right folks, Big LOU Al Timber is back. Mothafucking back baby! Back like MJ in the 45.

My apologies for the extended delay, had to have some work done on my foreskin. It was starting to look like THIS HO’S Labia! Shit’s cleaned up now and it’s time to get back to what I do best.

I’m sick and tired of you, you’re pissing me off with that Bland-Ass dress. You resemble dirty toilet paper and you sound like you’re trying to speak “Madonna.” Just stop it already. 15 nominations, 15 dicks at a time, I’ll eat 15 fucking double-doubles, big fucking deal.

I’m tired of the old breed. Fucking tired of it. The only people that should ever have the camera on them at the Oscars ever again are the following:

1) Jolie – obviously

2) That chick from Slumdog

3) Penelope Cruz’s tits

4) Mylie Cyrus – But only if she doesn’t smile and doesn’t speak. That’s right, Big LOU Al likes ‘em young.

5) Brad Pitt. I would fuck him stupid.

6) Tiger Woods, if he ever comes.

And that’s it. Meryl fucking Streep?….no thanks, go home. I wish Queen Latifa had just eaten her.