Clap If You Believe Him……Crickets

175 pounds

I must have STUPID stamped on my forehead. In fact, the entire sporting world must have been born in a barn in rural Alabama yesterday with a redneck fucking midwife. Do you REALLY want me to believe you didn’t take steroids Roger? Come ON man!

“He’s never injected me with HGH or steroids,’ Clemens said of McNamee’s assertions to baseball investigator George Mitchell.”

Um, suuuure. If Mike and Mike had any journalistic credibility they would have put an end to this right then and there. Golic should have thrown a porterhouse at him and Greenberg his bottle of nail polish.

255 pounds

Roger, you grew at twice the rate of Barry’s head, and at age like 53 you became more dominant than Superman on cocaine. Cut the bullshit man!

”Everywhere I’ve gone and gotten the opportunity to speak to young kids or college kids, I take a lot of pride in telling those boys to get after it and do things the right way and take care of your body, because I know how I did it; I know how hard I worked,’ Clemens said.”

Stop it, stop it right now. You know as well as I know there’s not an institution in the United States (aside from Texas) that would allow you to come speak about decision making, doing things the right way, or even safe fucking sex Roger. You couldn’t speak at a trailer park convention about the luxuries of a time share!

WTF!