Carrie Pre-Jesus!

Doing God's work

It’s not as if I seek out articles about my favorite topic, religion idiots, I think they just find me and make me write about them. In this world, you can be rich and famous for being incredibly brilliant or being an incredible idiot. Carrie Prejean is incredibly hot, so it’s a shame that she is also an incredible idiot.

Dobson: And you did one of the most courageous things I’ve seen anybody your age or anybody else do. What was going on in your mind?

Prejean: I just knew at that moment that God was just telling me “Carrie, how bad do you want this? Are you willing to compromise your beliefs for a one year crown of Miss USA.”

Because God really cares about beauty pageants. It really fits the whole: “The meek shall inherit the earth” thing. God turned Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt for looking back while he destroyed two cities. Where do you think you fit on the pecking order as you parade your body around looking for attention? But go on:

Prejean: Your goal should be to please God, not to please man.

Yes, I’m sure God was pleased jerking off to these topless pictures of you too. Good job! (SFW – There is a little star covering the boobies)

Dobson: Why did you give the answer you did with regard to the affirmation of marriage?

Prejean: . . . I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, “Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me…”

Prejean, if you weren’t so hot I would swear off ever having sex with you. I dare you to say no to this 4.5-inch pseudo phallic rod of temptation, I call Damien.