Good use of the stimulus bill
$6 billion dollars. GM lost $6 billion dollars…in the last 3 months! That’s about $66 million a day, if you’re keeping count. How is that even possible? If I had a pile of $66 million dollars soaked in kerosene and I lit it on fire in the midst of strong Santa Ana winds, I still don’t think it would completely burn through in 24 hours. $66 million a day? That’s on par with how fast Charlie Sheen would have wasted cash at a BYO-Cocaine strip club circa 1992.
If only someone would have read my letter sooner.
Why don’t we put GM, Amy Winehouse, and Cleveland (seen below) and drive them off a fucking cliff accompanied by a $66 million fireworks display, and unicycle riding grizzly bears? It would be business as usual, economically.
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