In our 578th episode of ONLY IN TEXAS, I introduce you to these dumb motherfuckers.
“Authorities seized $8,500 and assorted jewelry from a Tennessee man after a traffic stop in east Texas.”
But you see, taking this guy’s money isn’t what makes these idiots, well…idiots. They fucking gave it back after it was reported in the news!
Listen guys, if I’ve learned one thing in my life from people like O.J., Roger Clemens, Kobe, it’s DENY! If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit!
Now you’ve just gone and written your own tickets to being the dumbest, most racist motherfuckers in the US. Congratulations Texas. WTF!
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