Well This Can’t Be Good

by Uncle Awesome on May 5, 2009

This Is NOT what LeVar Burton wanted you to read!

This Is NOT what LeVar Burton wanted you to read!

If there was one book in the history of the written language you absolutely would NOT want a society to use as an inspirational tool it would be this!

“Mein Kampf,” Adolf Hitler’s autobiography, is flying off the shelves at Indian book stores as business students look to Germany’s former dictator for inspiration”

Well at least there is probably a good explanation, right?

“Indian students see the book as a self-improvement and management strategy guide”

I’m sorry, strategy guide? The last strategy guide I bought was for Super Mario 64, and it helped me get 120 stars, and I’m pretty sure it never mentioned me killing 6 million Jews.  Can’t we get these kids hooked on something else crazy, maybe less hateful? I never thought I would say this, but where is Dianetics when you need it, India just needs some good ole Scientology to inspire them.

And what are the professors of these classes telling these kids?

Professor: So who has something to add on the theory of diminished returns?

Student: Well I was thinking it reminded me a lot of Hitler

Professor: Whoa whoa whoa, what??

Student: Yeah, you know, if you murder all the Jews then there is a diminished return of them infesting our economy, that’s what you meant in the lecture right?

Professor: (Jaw open, speechless)

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