That’s Not What You Want

Yup, she's a drug dealer

I’m sure people in NY are going to be up in arms about the fact that I’m actually going to address this, but really guys – this is ridiculous. 

“The mother of Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain was arrested for allegedly selling meth.”

Seriously?  George Steinbrenner probably spit out his dentures when his sons briefed him on this news.  Um, listen pops, Joba’s mamma’s been selling some drugs and she just got arrested.  WHAT! 

I mean, George is paying this mother fucker $432,000 this year, and that figure is only going to go up.  So why the FUCK is his mom selling meth? 

I actually feel sorry for the kid, can you imagine the press conference when this finally gets brought up? (because you know it eventually will)

Reporter: So Joba, great performance tonight, how do you feel about the fact that your mom is a drug dealer? 

-or-

Reporter: So Joba, what’s harder, facing the Red Sox at Fenway or visiting your mom in the pen?  No no, not the bullpen son, the penitentiary. 

WTF?

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