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Did these guys miss that part of the wedding? Jeez fellas. Crashing a wedding is one thing but this is taking it up a notch! Who ordered the Molotov cocktails? Do you know how many guns and bombs you need to kill 41 people? Probably a lot. To put it in perspective, only 35 people died in the Battle of Gettysburg. I don’t think Schwarzenegger killed 41 people in Commando and he killed the inhabitants of a whole island in the last 20 minutes of the Oscar-snubbed film.

Mardin Mayor Besir Ayanoglu told Turkish television network NTV that the incident was not terrorism-related.

The Turks are clearly serious people. 41 people get slaughtered and it’s ho hum. Just your basic wedding party massacre. If 41 Americans died anywhere because of an attack, you can bet your ass we’re invading somebody. I have a Turkish friend and I once watched him eat a large piece of cheese while observing a street fight in Madrid that was occuring not 3 feet from where he was standing. Now I get it.