This Is Why Everyone Hates Us!!

Freeze you towel head mother fucker!

I took this picture with my Blackberry yesterday. It’s a real bumper sticker. If I was told to sit down with a pad and paper and come up with the most absurd piece of uninformed hate-propaganda I could muster, I would not have been able to come up with this. There are a few things I’m certain of:

A: The guy who owns this has at one time in his life sported a mullet.

B: There is a better chance of the owner of this vehicle being a Snork than being non-white.

C: This guy ABSOLUTELY owns a denim jacket, calls it a “jean jacket,” and is not trying to be ironic like the hipsters in Brooklyn.

D: This guy actually believes he could kill an Arab on site, and would kill you if you saw the Arab first and didn’t kill him.

E: This guy definitely believes there were “Weapons of Mass Destruction” in Iraq and that’s probably what he calls his farts.

PS. In the “of course it was” moment of the day, this was taken in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart.

WTF!