Fucking Hell!

If that thing is real, I'm out.

I don’t want to write about Texas all the time but Texas forces me to. I have no choice when the title of this article is: “Texas Lawmaker Wants To Allow Aerial Wild Pig Hunting”. Come on guys.

Millions of wild pigs weighing up to 300 pounds have been tearing up crops, trampling fences and eating just about anything in their path in Texas.

What the fuck is going on in Texas? Seriously. Nowhere else in the galaxy would something like this happen. The country is fixated on an economic and energy crisis like one we’ve never seen and Texas is being invaded by mini hippos. So why not get some professionals in there to take care of the swine?

A state lawmaker is proposing to allow ordinary Texans with rifles and shotguns to shoot the voracious, tusked animals from helicopters.

That does not seem like a good idea. 300 pound pigs tearing up habitats and crops, parlayed with shotgun blasts from a bunch of non trained red necks tooling around in helicopters? That sounds like a video game.

Many hunters and landowners will probably leave the carcasses in the field, just as they do now. Wild hogs that are gunned down cannot be sold for meat under U.S. agriculture regulations. (Moreover, wild boar is said by some to be tough and gamey.)

i.e. We here in Texas don’t give a fuck about law, but you wouldn’t want to eat these sons o bitches anyway.

All of this is absurd. Ordinary people legally firing guns from helicopters? 300 fucking pound pigs? Brandon Jacobs only weighs 265 pounds. This ain’t no oink oink pig.

They eat just about anything, including the carcasses of their own brethren. They trample crops, dig up plants with their snouts and steal animal feed. Entire peanut farms have been stripped.

I’m with Jules on this one…a pig is a filthy animal.