She’s Still Alive?

Jeez Amy. You look great!

Amy Winehouse has been in St. Lucia longer than John Locke has been on “the island”. Or, was on “the island”. Or, will be on “the island”. Ah whatever, fuck Lost. You get my point. The BBC seems to think that Amy Winehouse is “holidaying”. You can’t call that “holidaying” anymore. If you’re in a place for more than 2 months and you are doing nothing productive, we should now call that “barnacle-ing”.

Winehouse, had apparently been “running around” with a group of children before she fainted. Her UK spokesman said doctors told her that “she was dehydrated and needed to drink more water”.

I’m suuuure it was the lack of water…and not that she was eating marshmallow pies, running around tangerine trees under marmalade skies.

Could you imagine being her PR rep on site? You’re eating some lunch on your new full-time residence (St. Lucia) since Amy will never leave, enjoying a cocktail and keeping an eye on Amy when suddenly she starts running around aimlessly, flailing her arms about like one of those air dancers:

Amy, please just die.